Kisses and Disses : Showoffs + Sleep

I don't have dreams. Like, really, I don't dream. Once I'm asleep, my visions are sugarplums and fairies, it's just fantastical blackness. JD, on the other hand, has–and I'm not kidding–284 dreams a night. His are vivid and touchable dreams. So real they affect his mood when he wakes up. He'll sometimes wake up sad because we had an argument. IN HIS DREAM. And I'm all, but, dude, we're happy and we didn't get in an argument. But it was so real I feel like we did! So then I reply I'm sorry for arguing in his dream. And, for some strange reason, this makes him feel better. Weird.

So, last night I finally had a dream. But it was totally pointless and not cool. I didn't fly or save the world, I was merely stalked by Terrell Owens. Why Terrell Owens? I HAVE NO IDEA. I don't watch football and I ain't a fan of the Buffalo Bills. It was all peculiar.

On our walk this morning, I was excited to tell JD about my dream. I tried remembering details, but I ended up with, So, Terrell Owens was stalking me. JD politely responded by saying that was strange. Then he went off on a 27-minute oration about one his dreams that included long-lost family members, the Irvine Spectrum, and–wait for it–Edward James Olmos.

He's such a showoff.

And now it's time for another dose of Kisses and Disses

This week's DISSES go to:
*Delkin Devices ImageRouter. I've been on the hunt to find a great/fast/pimp card reader, so when JD surprised me with the four CF card reader to download at once, I was thrilled!! Well, I've discovered it's a piece of junk. It's USB, it takes f.o.r.e.v.e.r. to load the images, and also states files are corrupted. When I tried culling a recent wedding, it was disastrous and a complete waste of time. Don't bother buying it!
*Showoffs. People who try to one-up you with all their coolness. It was annoying in junior high, but when you're an adult, it's just plain tacky. Especially when said showing off includes Edward James Olmos.
*Rain on wedding days. This past weekend presented a lot of hurdles because of crazy weather, but the bride was a total gem. However, it still rained on her wedding day. Which sucks. (Sidenote: Okay, so it rained on my wedding day, so I'm just gonna say what every bride wants to, but won't. Please don't tell a bride it's good luck if it rains on her wedding day. That's just plain silly. And patronizing. And could make any bride–frazzled from lack of sleep, stressed from seating arrangements, and tipsy from champagne–knock you out.)
**And a bonus diss to our neighbor who already decorated his house…for CHRISTMAS. I mean, really?!

This week's KISSES go to:
*Daylight Savings. Oh, you, you crazy extra hour of sleep. I could seriously whisper fluffy things in your ear for allowing me to catch up on much needed rest.
*Continental Airlines. The vegetarian meal provided for me was very nice. With many thanks to their chef, I wasn't relegated to bread, butter, and antiseptic handwipes for lunch.
*OnDemand. Yesterday I caught up on The Office and I'm a better person because of it. No, really, Michael Scott…you complete me.