How long should a person work on Christmas Eve Eve? I mean, seeing how it's Friday and all, I just can't help suffering from senioritis. Or something. Especially because I convinced JD to host our office holiday party. Whaaaat? We can have an office party too, right?! Sure, it's just the two of us, but I'm all for libations and large plates of food. PA RUM PUM PUM, Internet!!

Here are a few things going though my mind today…

NEED I SAY MORE?! Exactly.

Let's figure out who this Santa guy is, anyway…

I kid you not, I saved this advertisement because I wasn't sure if it was the funniest thing I saw, OR SOMETHING I SHOULD ORDER FOR CHRISTMAS. Leave me alone with an informercial and I'm done for.

This is the thing Christmas nightmares are made of.

I just about DIED when I saw this USB hub. If someone got this for me in my stocking, I would squeal. LIKE A PIG.

Last year I tried to knit myself a scarf, but that lasted about three seconds before I quit. However, seeing these shorts made me rethink my crocheting destiny. I mean, com'on…can you not see JD in these babies?! I so wanna wrap these up and have him open them on Christmas morning while I sing Justin Bieber Christmas carols.

Happy Christmas Eve Eve!