Don’t Mess with My Crown

It's official. I've become the MOST ANNOYING PERSON EVER. As much as I wanted to refute my right to the throne, the crown and sash were made just for me. While trying to prepare for a trip to Florida yesterday, I created 37 lists of Things To Do, emailed, edited, and sang the national anthem…all while making dinner. By the time we were read to pack our bags, JD's eyes were red and swollen. And his right eye twitched every time I opened my mouth. Honest.

We're sitting in the Dallas Airport on a layover, but I'm safely tucked away with a good book and a Perrier. I begged JD to let me sing the national anthem here (because, really, we're in TEXAS!), but that whole right-eye twitch thing got in the way. Pffft, so unpatriotic.

We'll be away until Sunday night, so please forgive delayed correspondence. I'm excited for the wedding this weekend and I can't wait to finally meet the fabulous couple and get to hug them in person. I can't help it…I'm a hugger.

Oh, what was that you said? You wanted to see a picture of Polo? Well…certainly…

My little Porkchop will be staying with my parents while we're away, but I miss him already! He's the only boy in the house who likes me singing. He told me. Honest.