03.11.11 Personal

Kisses+Disses : Dancing + Veggie Dogs

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t started yesterday in the kitchen. JD found soy hot dogs at Trader Joe's and vegetarian chili and offered to make me a chili dog. I haven't had one since I was 10 years old. I did a dance in the kitchen (a mix of the Running Man and pelvic thrusts and waving my arms in the air) as a way to show my excitement. JD asked me to stop because if this was my reaction every time he discovered a new meatless product, he'd be deterred from future purchases.

You want to know what I said? No? Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway: Only happy people dance...and happiness always trumps discomfort...specifically my happiness, and your discomfort...but don't tell your mom I said that. And then I continued dancing as the smell of grilling hot dogs from the outdoor grill filled the air.

This leads me to another installment of Kisses and Disses...


This week's DISSES go to...
*People who tell you not to dance. Oh, Internet, dance like you won't be tagged on Facebook. (Do I get negative cool points for being cliche?!)
*My birthday. It's in three weeks. Feel free to send condolence cards.
*People who talk in third person. It's the strangest thing. Ever. Why would a person refer to herself by her own name? Jasmine loves to roller skate and Jasmine told you she dreamed of owning a silver boombox!


This week's KISSES go to...
*Smart Dogs veggie hot dogs. They're just as tasty as I remembered as a kid, just without pork getting in the way.
*The Running Man. In case you need a tutorial, you can find it here.
*Los Angeles. Every time I shoot in the city, I feel alive and fall deeper in love with urban grit. I'd kiss the ground in LA if I wasn't afraid of catching an incurable disease, but I'm happily content photographing love along the star-filled streets.

Happy Friday!
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Jenna Danelle - Your Birthday is supposed to be HAPPY! AND it's worth celebrating! And now, I must go find some of those hot dogs cause they sound scrumptious! Oh, yeah, and dancing when happy rules! I often embarrass my hubby by doing the *happy dance* lol.  03.21.11 - 10:01pm
Audrey Smit - Oh could we possibly share a birthday?! What day? Anyway, I took note of the condolences card you requested for the occasion.....I might just not follow your request, and you'll have to forgive me ;) xoxo  03.17.11 - 8:29am
Brooke - They ALSO have veggie CORN dogs! Same deal... people fight ove em!  03.15.11 - 7:14am
Brooke - I've been a fan of those trader joe veggie dogs forever and I buy them out when I go to trader joes, seriously I buy ALL of the ones they have in stock that day. If I don't... I won't get them b/c apparently EVERYONE buys them out when they go! It's a vicious knock down drag out in the grocery store to get those precious babies! They are just THAT good!   03.15.11 - 7:13am
Ashley - Love, LOVE Smart Dogs! Here's another option: do "Pigs in a Blanket". They are soooo yummy and are the epitome of American Comfort veg food. Here's what you do... 1. cut the smart dogs in three pieces 2. wrap each piece in a crecent roll 3. bake at 350 until golden brown. 4. serve with dipping sauce! My fave is spicy mustard, or organic ketchup from Whole Foods! We have those every year as an appetizer for Thanksgiving! Enjoy! :)   03.15.11 - 12:58am
Danielle - Try Tofu Pups. The hubby and i like 'em better than Smart Dogs. We get them at Whole Paycheck. Yummo!  03.14.11 - 8:16pm
Odalys Mendez - Oh that video just made my day! And... we Aries are just the coolest :)  03.14.11 - 7:17pm
christina {simply modern} - hahahhah love the video!! i remember the running man, this takes me waaaay back!   03.14.11 - 3:09pm
Nathalie Mazo - Big Franks = yummy veggie dog bliss. You'll eat like 5 in one sitting... cause I do!! :)  03.13.11 - 10:05pm
Lloyed Valenzuela - Running Man...ohhh i danced that when i was a kid to the tune of Ice Ice Baby:)  03.13.11 - 7:12pm
Rich Park - keep dancing! clearly JD asks you to stop because he wants you to dance more. also, you've made me so curious what a veggie hot dog tastes like! how can soy taste like pork?!  03.13.11 - 7:04pm
Holli True - Haha!! I love it!! I was talking with Kevin Sturm the other day about third person bios on websites. I don't like them! We all know we wrote our own bio section, why would we talk in third person? :) Too funny!  03.13.11 - 12:51pm
Juli L. - Too funny! Good for you...dance, dance, dance!! Gotta love the vegi-dogs too. :)  03.12.11 - 10:44pm
s h e r r y - Bahaha. You are hilarious. Yes, Jasmine. Keep on dancing!!  03.12.11 - 9:27pm
Columbus GA Photography - One of my favorite things are home made chili hotdogs. One day when I retire I will probably open a hotdog shop. I make some mean dogs.  03.12.11 - 11:49am
GingerMurray - Oh my gosh, Jasmine... I LOVE making my husband uncomfortable when I dance. I also love making him laugh, because he secretly (and not so secretly... because he's laughing), thinks I'm funny when I dance, so I will dance away. Yes I will! Secondly, I shall look into these Smart Dogs. As of a year ago, I started trying to eat only pescatarian (do you know what that is? :)), or, free range/humanely raised meat. So I am excited for these Smart Dogs you mention. There will be times when I smell a hot dog, and think, "ARGH, I want a hot dog!!!" Thirdly, I love your Kisses and Disses, because they make me laugh. Fourthly, thank you for telling me that sometimes people might not just like me (Escalate)... I MIGHT have my first hater... which means I have "made it"... right?? :) Haha. Have a good weekend! And JD, come on now.... do a little dance...;)  03.11.11 - 11:16pm
Jessica Sweeney - I really love spicy veggie dogs. Masks the fake meat taste a bit.   03.11.11 - 10:55pm
JennP - You need to try Loma Linda ( also called Worthington's) Big Franks. I'm a vegetarian and it's simply divine! You can find it at almost any grocery store in Southern CA.  03.11.11 - 10:11pm
Jon Draper - So this doesn't have anything related to this post.. but I just wanted to let you know i've been sitting and reading this blog for the past 4 hours.. including things i've already read before because there is so much to be learned here! Thanks so much for sharing everything you do! I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say it means a lot. I just blogged about you as one of my inspirations! Thanks so much!  03.11.11 - 9:41pm
Brittani - Rock on yo. =) You DO that running man. =)  03.11.11 - 9:23pm
kelsey {las vegas wedding photographer} - LOL this is all too funny! Smart decision on not kissing LA :)  03.11.11 - 6:55pm
Malinda Warder - The link to the dance tutorial is off the chain!!!! I think maybe one of your clients should have a running man dance off at their reception!!!  03.11.11 - 6:54pm
Gina Meola - Bahahaha. Love you  03.11.11 - 3:38pm
LEOLAK - Too funny...thanks for the laugh today! No condolence cards on bdays...that's when you really should dance like it's nobody's business! =) Happy Weekend!  03.11.11 - 2:43pm
Yohanna Jessup - You make me laugh! Plus that running man video is rad : ) Thanks for the spirit behind your sharing. Kisses to you!  03.11.11 - 1:29pm
Melissa Cramer - Ha! I wondered if you were an Aries. We're the best of the zodiac, in my humble opinion. ;) I'm turning 40 on April 4th... and I'm pretty sure this will be my best year yet!  03.11.11 - 12:41pm
Katelyn James - Ohhh how I love this....and you. Kisses and Disses are brilliant.....I feel like I relate to at LEAST one kiss or diss every time you post! brilliant I say! brilliant!  03.11.11 - 12:36pm
Jessica - Jasmine, wait until you have kids and you find yourself talking about yourself in the third person so much you don't even know who you're talking about anymore!  03.11.11 - 11:28am
Kate Douthwright - No one can stop me from doing a celebratory dance because I do them on an hourly basis. Wave your hands in the air, wave em like you just dont care!  03.11.11 - 11:22am
Sarah - I am soooo good at the running man! And my birthday is also in 3 weeks. Mutual condolences.  03.11.11 - 11:18am
Jackie Lamas - totally had to share that Running Man video! When all else fails the running man always makes everything sooo much better!  03.11.11 - 11:14am
MartaV - A silver boombox? You totally crack me up. And it is so weird when people talk about themselves in the third person. I just stop reading it when they do. Oh how I wish we had a Trader Joe's here. Next time I get to Seattle I will add one more thing to my grocery list for there. Have a great Friday!  03.11.11 - 11:12am
Kristin Nicole - The mental picture I have after reading this is truly hilarious!  03.11.11 - 10:27am
Meghan - Smart Dogs are my favorite!! I stumbled across them in a Whole Foods Market once and fell in love! I really like the way your website is set up with the magazine layout, so creative & fun! I'm very glad I stumbled across this, the kisses & disses made me smile! :)  03.11.11 - 10:03am
gladys jem - hahahahhaha. oh jasmine, you crack me up.   03.11.11 - 9:59am
DeAwna - LOVE Smart Dogs & I don't actually know if you're vegetarian or vegan, but if you love animal free food, you HAVE to try Daiya cheese too! We're vegan and have been looking for a decent cheese replacement for years... one that really melts... and we finally found it at Whole Foods last summer. Def check it out, the mozzarella is amazing!  03.11.11 - 9:58am
Kathy - Oh man, the Running Man is the best.dance. ever. Especially when combined with the Cabbage Patch!  03.11.11 - 9:52am
Damara - Love love veggie dogs! Except for the bubbling over a fire!  03.11.11 - 9:44am
Emily Heizer Photography - My birthday is on the 24th. I shall be turning OLD. Another year closer to DEATH. You can send condolence cards this way too peeps. Yelch. When did birthdays stop being fun parties and turn into funerals and announcements that we are getting O-L-D-E-R? Ew. You already have my sympathies Jazzie.  03.11.11 - 9:23am
Em Heizer Photo - George likes spicy chicken! (SNORT) We are sick.  03.11.11 - 9:18am
brianna - I know EXACTLY the dance you speak of. poor jd.  03.11.11 - 9:10am
Laura Voisine - My first J* comment ever: I LOVE "Kisses and Disses"!! (It only took me a year to post a comment. Better late than never though!).   03.11.11 - 9:07am
Cara - I never used to refer to myself in the third person, but now mommy does it all the time when mommy talks because Jessca does not understand YOU/I/WE yet. Blergh!  03.11.11 - 9:07am
Monica B - That video was awesome. going to add those moves to my office dance parties :)  03.11.11 - 8:57am
Ashley Swallow - Ashley really like your Kisses and Disses blog series! I just couldn't help myself! Much love J*.   03.11.11 - 8:42am
Dani Leigh - OMG! I am laughing so hard right now!! LOVE the video!!   03.11.11 - 8:24am
Laura Stricklin - THANK YOU!! I have told people all along, dancing is good for the soul! Even the bible quotes, "A time to dance". Dance away sista!!!  03.11.11 - 8:20am
Shannon Sorensen - "I'd kiss the ground in LA if I wasn't afraid of catching an incurable disease..." lol hilariously true!  03.11.11 - 8:18am
Kristen Werden - GEORGE IS GETTIN' UPSET!!  03.11.11 - 8:14am
Shannon Karczewski - I think our birthdays must be very close. Are you an Aries? Not that I put a lot of stock into that, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn that at all. P.S. I'm feeling very much like I'm your newest stalker. But not in a scary, hide in your bushes kind of way ;)  03.11.11 - 8:13am
Brooke - I'm a little afraid to click on the running man video. :)  03.11.11 - 8:10am
Sarah Danaher - happy Friday to you, too!  03.11.11 - 7:59am
Sara S. - Did you hear that Morningstar Farms will no longer be making Veggie meats??? Yup it's true. I keep hoping they change their mind...  03.11.11 - 7:57am
Jennifer - For a minute I though you were going to post a video of you doing the running man...but that video was awesome!  03.11.11 - 7:54am
Tanya De Leeuw - Jasmine, your effervescent happiness is evident, even in your writing! Thanks for sharing the joy of living! Have a great weekend!  03.11.11 - 7:46am
Angie Roach - Hope you, JD & polo are safe today as well as all your friends and family.   03.11.11 - 7:45am
Jasmine* - @Jennifer: Morning Star veggie dogs were recalled due to a manufacturing mistake. I agree though, they were the bomb and the best on the market! :)  03.11.11 - 7:41am
Jennifer Beitchman - Veggie Dogs are great! Morningstar Farms used to make veggie hot dogs that were far superior but they stopped making them for some stupid reason. I'm still hopping they come back (and just in time for summer!) An awesome way to have a veggie dog? With hummus and pickles. Its sounds weird but its SO good!!! And yay for JD for helping find new and awesome veggie products! I assume you're familiar with Gardein products? SO good too! Veggies unite! We rule after all!  03.11.11 - 7:36am
anous - you should do a happy dance on the next shooting star video ;) <3 LA, wish we lived closer, that city is too gorgeous for photoshoots.  03.11.11 - 7:34am
Renee Swanson - You linked the running man video!!!!! Yessss! Your posts always make me smile! Just what I needed this morning!  03.11.11 - 7:31am
Heidi - I'm guessing JD just says that stuff to get at you, when really he loves your crazy dancing and would miss it if you stopped. My husband thinks my dancing is weird, but he loves it just the same. :)  03.11.11 - 7:23am
Ivona - Well hello there fellow Aries! =) Happy early b-day to us both and all other Aries readers! (I'm March 22nd)  03.11.11 - 7:22am
EpicDanger - For the record I gave my self shin splints at WPPI from throwing down the Running Man to hard and often! Yep I'm that awesome!  03.11.11 - 7:21am
Dorie - My three year old daughter talks in the third person and it drives us crazy.  03.11.11 - 7:20am
Life with Kaishon - I think your dance sounds fantastic. I wish there were hidden cameras that captured it so JD could post it on facebook and we could all smile! Happy Friday!  03.11.11 - 7:07am
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