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Friday Randomness : Web Edition

I
wish I could define more who I am and stuff them into a few distinct words. I'm random, have a peculiar sense of humor, and am intrigued with life's banalities. I have a pretty good memory, so things I find on the web stick with me much longer than most. Which is pretty gnarly considering I'm on the web all.day.long. I also use periods in the middle of sentences to show how cool I am. Here's a few things I've found on the web (a few with some help with friends) as a sneak peek into things that have found a place in my brain. And sometimes my heart.

Dear Noah. Letterpress card.
Most of my friends know I'm obsessed with stationary and letterpress. You wanna make me swoon and be BFFs? Get me some paper and soon you and I will be wearing matching necklaces, each wearing the other part of the half-heart. Awwww. Evan Hunt sent me a link to this Dear Noah letterpress card from etsy and I wanted to crawl through the internet and chest bump him.


Book Smarts
One day I hope I'm cool enough to read enough books to comprise an entire library that looks like a test parttern. This is so dorkily cool I can't even bear it.


Parents Shouldn't Text.com
Mom and Dad, please ignore this entire section and don't click on this link. Late one night a few weeks ago, I stumbled across this site and spent hours crying from laughter. JD was sound asleep next to me and I used my pillow to stifle my outbursts. Most of it is entirely inappropriate, so please don't judge me.


Symmetry
Like most photographers, I derive inspiration from visual stimulation. However, when visual stimulants create emotional reactions, I walk away deeper. Wider. Lighter. This video was so moving and left me breathless.

Symmetry from Everynone on Vimeo.



DIY Shower Curtain
Now here's the most perfect way for my creative side to meet my clean side. Ahem. This DIY Shower Curtain from Poketo is perfect for the doodler, the artist, or the person who simply likes to draw crazy things in the shower. I may or may not be one of those three types of people.




Mommy Won't Kill You
Kate Douthwright posted this video on my Facebook wall and it was so cute I had to watch it twice. Okay, more than twice, but who's counting?!


Awkward Family Photos.com
Okay, so this site never gets old me. And that right there? Simply proves I haven't matured since junior high. But, really, what other website assures you that there are other families weirder than your own?!


"This is a photo of my brother and I playing "Trouble." Some buy travel-sized board games for traveling, others have them for extended lonesome periods of time in the washroom."


Not every idea is a "slam dunk."

Happy Friday!
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kristie metivier - i LOVED that video on symmetry. SO COOL.  06.21.11 - 11:09am
Emily Lapish - OMG - that "mommy won't kill you" video is some friends of mine!! My hubby and I went to school with the "mommy" and dad of the family. They won America's Funniest Videos with it! Love it. :)  06.12.11 - 10:08am
karen Feder - ok, totally cracked up at all of this! Great places to retreat to when the editing hours get long! Thanks!!  06.09.11 - 2:34pm
Erica Velasco - hehehe  06.01.11 - 3:39pm
Jenna - oh.my.god. You made me laugh till I cried today Miss Jasmine :)   06.01.11 - 11:23am
sen - thanks nices http://www.suppervideoo.net http://www.becernet.com http://www.sudyenn.org  06.01.11 - 7:16am
candace berry - hahahah! jasmine, if you liked parentsshouldnttext.com...check out http://damnyouautocorrect.com/ it is HILARIOUS!...and its really bad because i am sitting in a quiet cafe with headphones on 'LAUGHING soo HARD out loud! ;)  05.31.11 - 7:23am
Feuza - now I saw the rest of your post and my stomach is hurting from so much laughter, but video was powerful and not funny and left me speechless, thanks for your awesome randomness  05.30.11 - 6:51pm
christina juleson - I love the little kid video...broke my heart..then made me so happy! love it!  05.30.11 - 10:26am
Lorraine Marie - Those voices are so sweet on the "Mommy Won't Kill You" video...too bad we never get to see their precious faces. Loved it.  05.29.11 - 8:43pm
Ariana - Awesome stuff! I laughed out loud for like two hours!  05.29.11 - 4:26pm
Ariana - Awesome stuff! I laughed out loud for like two hours!  05.29.11 - 4:26pm
Shannon Gray - hahaha Love all that stuff!! :)   05.28.11 - 4:28pm
Jessica Sweeney - Wow, I just got lost at Parents Shouldn't Text for like 2 hours. And I laughed so hard that I was crying. Evan made a lot of fun of me.   05.28.11 - 3:15pm
Kerry Brooks - This post cracked me up! Thanks for the share:)   05.28.11 - 9:46am
Carrie - Thanks Jasmine, these are great, the symmetry video is amazing. I was really moved wacthing the whole thing, but that last scene had me in tears! x  05.28.11 - 12:38am
Jonni - These are great Jasmine! You would probably like the website Pinterest. you can collect neat things from the internet and post them to boards. It is really clever and a great place for organizing the things you love.   05.27.11 - 5:39pm
Heidi - I shared multiple things in this post with my husband. Fun stuff!  05.27.11 - 3:10pm
GingerMurray - I was talking with a friend last year about this generation of humor (and the younger generation these days in general), and how I think that "random" describes our sense of humor. The Office/30 Rock... badgerbadgerbadger.com... Napoleon Dynamite... random websites... Of course we don't think ALL random things are funny, but with the digital age upon us, it's easier to acquire more randomness, haha.   05.27.11 - 3:09pm
Andrew - Peed myself...  05.27.11 - 2:14pm
LEOLAK - Thanks for the laugh Jasmine! I agree with Lisa...the autocorrect site is HILARIOUS! Talk about can't breathe...I had tears down my face that never stopped. You should definitely check it out. Happy Weekend!   05.27.11 - 1:18pm
Kira Noble - THANK YOU for this Friday goodness. The parents shouldn't text website is absolutely fantastic!   05.27.11 - 12:29pm
Georgia - I am laughing so hard. For months, my Mom (78) has been adding "lol" to her comments on facebook. I was beginning to think she had started drinking heavily. But one morning (that happened to be Mother's Day) it was so in appropriate that I called and asked if she had been drinking. That's when she told me she thought it meant "lots of love."  05.27.11 - 12:09pm
Amy Jo - I totally thought I could handle awkward... that was until I saw the slam dunk shot. AWKWARD! Great post. I loved it.  05.27.11 - 11:46am
KaraM - OMG! I laughed out loud, literally, at my quiet desk when I read the text message!!  05.27.11 - 11:45am
Abby Grace Photography - Hahahahahahahahaha that "parents shouldn't text" one is AWESOME!  05.27.11 - 11:10am
Lisa - damnyouautocorrect.com just discovered it yesterday I laughed so hard I was crying then I had to show my hubby late last night and even rereading them I could not stop laughing best ever...<3   05.27.11 - 11:07am
Kristen Werden - You have to check out the website www.27bslash6.com . It. Is. Hysterical.   05.27.11 - 11:03am
Bianca - Jas, you killed me!!! I laughed so hard I snorted while checking out the awkward family site. Don't make me post the picture of you with the hanging plunged into your full-leg cast!  05.27.11 - 10:51am
Marivelle - Oh. My. Goodness! That "Mommy won't kill you" video was so stinkin' adorable it makes me ALMOST want kids of my own...ALMOST!  05.27.11 - 10:45am
KimberlyAnne - Parents shouldn't text website is hilARious, I could be there all day & night!! Thank you for sharing this!  05.27.11 - 10:29am
Alanna - My boss (who is over 50) just did the same thing with text messaging and with pictures on fb. "I'm so sorry for your loss..lol" and we had to break it to her that it meant laugh out loud instead of lots of love.  05.27.11 - 10:15am
Kate Douthwright - Jasmine - you linked to my site and you rock for doing that but it looks like its being sent to http://jasminestarblog.com/obrienphoto.net/blog instead of www.obrienphoto.net/blog so it's getting a 404 error. :(  05.27.11 - 10:13am
Camille - Love your randomness. That Symmetry video is nuts. I watched it 3 times. Okay I found this video the other day...If you like the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off, you have to watch this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAe5P_xYoKg  05.27.11 - 10:08am
Courtney Jade - Haha, thank you for the laughs this morning. I love them all!  05.27.11 - 10:07am
Tara - damnyouautocorrect.com - also hilarious. Love the sledding video, those kids sound so adorable, I wanted to pick them up and squeeze them.  05.27.11 - 10:02am
Shane Jeffri - If you love paper and letterpress, you should check out For Print Only (http://www.underconsideration.com/fpo/). Loads of pretty stuff with great explanations of the process.  05.27.11 - 10:01am
Ashley A-Photo.ca - THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER!!! And totally my kind of humor! Thanks for this!   05.27.11 - 9:58am
terri z - symmetry video: WOW...the ending is so powerful !  05.27.11 - 9:43am
JessicaLee - That website - Parents Shouldn't Text.com... I had tears rolling down my face!! I mean, full, belly shaking, laughing out loud!! I swear, if I were in public, I would have created a scene!! The last clip of that video = WOW. Seriously took the breathe right out of me! Thanks for sharing Jasmine. I always like to be introduced to new things :)  05.27.11 - 9:33am
Emily Burlingame - I love everything about this post!  05.27.11 - 9:22am
Sheree - I really could do with a laugh today and you sealed the deal with 'parentsshouldnttext', soooo funny. The 'Awkward Family Photos' too never fails to make me cringe, cry and laugh all at the same time!  05.27.11 - 8:45am
sherri lynn - I loved that video! Thanks for sharing!  05.27.11 - 8:41am
Rachel Tatem - The noah note is amazing. I agree I love paper too... My sister in law (http://www.matternfamily.com/) and I write letters back and forth. Not cause it is quick or easy... but because of the fun of getting an actual letter in the mail and being creative with the stationary.   05.27.11 - 8:19am
angel canary - Jasmine, I have word envy ;) Late last night I blogged a post about how much I love polaroid note cards, etc. and it sounds like a ball of mush coming out of my mouth. Thank goodness nobody "really" reads my blog haha! You are such a great writer - I wish I could write and speak with such eloquence as you do. Keep rocking it out!  05.27.11 - 8:16am
Neda Lahrodi-Blake - This cheered me right up on this rainy cloudy day here in London, UK. Jasmin I hope you bring some sunshine when you come over ; )  05.27.11 - 8:08am
Ashley Goodwin - So I say the Unicorn card pinned on pinterest and after I stopped laughing I went to repin it and saw it came from your blog! So then I was REALLY LOL-ing all over the place, but not like Mom was. HILARIOUS. How cool is that shower curtain?!?! I would love to get that, but Marshall complains I take too long in the shower as it is. I would never get out, I'd constantly be "working on another masterpiece". ;)  05.27.11 - 7:53am
Tanya De Leeuw - I can relate to the LOL thing ... my uncle insists on using it as "lots of love" ... where'd that come from?!  05.27.11 - 7:44am
Damaris Mia - OHMYGOODNESS. I LAUGHED OUT LOUD. Bahahahaha. There is another site that has those texting things.. gotta check out the parent's one. That is too funny. And I just love the awkward family site.. Hilarious! I showed it to my dad a few weeks ago and he just didn't get it! LOL  05.27.11 - 7:39am
Kate Douthwright - Woo hoo - you posted the video I sent you! I love this one, the kids voices alone are way too adorbs!  05.27.11 - 7:26am
Life with Kaishon - Oh my goodness. I love the 'Mommy won't kill you' video. Those little voices are too sweet. &nbs