06.22.12 Personal

Friday Randomness : Narration

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ometimes I proofread my blog posts...aloud. It feels ridiculous, but also a little gratifying. Gratifying because when I was 10 years old, I auditioned for the part of the Christmas play Narrator. I practiced my lines and added inflections to my voice for artistic flair, but when the audition came around, I couldn't read the script.

The part was given to Virginia Guzman...and I was casted as the Inn Keeper, a role originally slated for a boy but director simply painted a beard on my face to compensate.

All these years later, I occasionally proofread my posts in the Narrator's voice to prove to that director HE SO MISSED A GOOD THING.

And now for another installment of Friday Randomness...

Internet, who needs elegance when you have these glasses? ELEGUNCE, y'all!


This explains why I sit around in sweat pants most days...


It's always the red ones...


My kind of math problem...


Word to your mom.


Happy Friday!
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Somer Anne - The turtle made me laugh out loud and I may or may not have snorted.   07.02.12 - 8:34pm
Clarissa Bell - I thought I was the only one with that irrational fear, I'm not lonely anymore!  06.28.12 - 3:59pm
Amanda Skiba - I just shot a wedding with that "redneck wine glass." Seriously funny/silly.   06.26.12 - 10:29am
Paige Overturf - The outfit one is hilarious!! I can def relate! :)  06.24.12 - 4:51am
Kari Jeanne - Okay - SO glad that you posted this today! I saw it this morning and the red neck wine glasses were the perfect gift for a friend getting married this weekend!! We were able to make a pair for the soon to be Mr & Mrs :) :) Thank you so much for sharing!!   06.22.12 - 4:29pm
John Cain Sargent - Sad thing is, y'all, I've totally seen those solo chalices in person! Was pretty tempted to purchase... but my inner hill billy said they were too fragile.  06.22.12 - 4:11pm
Mayra Fiori - Happy Friday Y'all!!! I proof read...In hopes everyone will read it the same way I read it aloud. oxox  06.22.12 - 2:05pm
emily kiel - In kindergarten I had to get stitches in my chin because of a pool accident. I remember running around my Sunday School room showing off my 'beard' and rubbing it in the boys' faces that they didn't have one yet. :)  06.22.12 - 11:01am
Tam Nguyen Photography - ...but you can't have inequality with imaginary numbers.  06.22.12 - 10:39am
Brianna - The turtle shell picture just made my day! (Which I'm ashamed to admit considering it's a real wreck, sorry to bring down the house.) Happy Friday Ya'll!  06.22.12 - 10:15am
sarah danaher - I proofread my blogposts aloud, too.   06.22.12 - 9:55am
Davenna Trahan - Just so you know, my daughter's Golden Birthday will be celebrated this weekend..she will be 25 on the 25th AND I am SO making those Solo Cups for the party.. Gotta go now, I have candle holders to buy!   06.22.12 - 9:14am
Christine - I always proof read my blogs aloud (out loud?) too - always thinking I'm a little crazy... glad to hear I'm in good company, haha!  06.22.12 - 9:07am
Tara - Its always the red ones! baha!  06.22.12 - 9:04am
Life with Kaishon - Happy Friday to a star : )  06.22.12 - 8:37am
ashley barnett - Favorite part: "proceed to party" why thank you, tacky red solo cup...chalice(?) now that I have you in my life I SHALL proceed to party! Happy weekend!  06.22.12 - 8:09am
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