Sometimes I proofread my blog posts...aloud. It feels ridiculous, but also a little gratifying. Gratifying because when I was 10 years old, I auditioned for the part of the Christmas play Narrator. I practiced my lines and added inflections to my voice for artistic flair, but when the audition came around, I couldn't read the script.
The part was given to Virginia Guzman...and I was casted as the Inn Keeper, a role originally slated for a boy but director simply painted a beard on my face to compensate.
All these years later, I occasionally proofread my posts in the Narrator's voice to prove to that director HE SO MISSED A GOOD THING.
And now for another installment of Friday Randomness...
Internet, who needs elegance when you have these glasses? ELEGUNCE, y'all!