Friday Randomness : Me + My Bad Ideas

Sometimes I come up with ideas and I think they're pretty awesome. But that's only because I work alone in my office. If I had, say, human interaction on a normal level, I might realize my ideas are better left in my mind. Except for this one idea. I thought about inventing stickers I could place at the bottom on my feet when I have to take off my shoes and walk through airport security. When I don't wear socks, I want to scorch the bottom of my feet after walking through the metal detector. I mean, how many toes had been where my toes were planted? Ick.

So my idea is to make slips of paper for the bottom of my feet that I could peel off and throw away after my X-ray walk through. Sort of like Post-It Notes for your feet. But cooler.

Oh and then I had an idea for germ disinfectant for your clothes. It'd be like Lysol for your jacket. Because how many times have you sat next to someone you're sure is going to give you SARS?

Back when I was in high school, I wanted to invent graph paper on Post-It notes for my math problems. I still think this is a good idea.

I guess my invention ideas revolve around germs and Post-It notes, but really…one of these might be a hit. Okay, probably not, but I'd like to believe one day I'll come up with something you'd want to buy if you're up late one night watching an informercial. BUT WAIT…THERE'S MORE…!

Speaking of informercials and major wastes of time, here are a few things I found on the internet that made me smile…like this device you can make personalized pieces of toast with. Dear JD…please don't forget to take out the trash. Love, me

I'd likely buy this as a poster. My humor is questionable, at best.

I have no idea why, but I'm smitten with these push pins…die.

I want to buy a pair…immediately.

Happy Friday!