My dog, the cat

I'm sure it's no doubt due to his fluffy white coat and docile eyes, but don't be fooled…my dog is part monster. He's moody, sensitive (he cries for 20 minutes whenever we leave the house…our neighbors love him), loses his temper without provocation, and prefers naps to walks. Basically, my dog's a cat. Polo drags blankets from the hall closet and covers himself, leaves the room if the television is too loud, and loses his mind when kids walk on our lawn. Internet, I might be mistaken, but I think I'm living with my grandfather.

So, yeah, Polo is a grandfather cat dog…with a face that melts my heart and a presence I can't live without.