I'm pretty sure every couple does it. Or has it. Their own language. Silent and invisible to onlookers, but the spouse is very aware of its existence. Spending time with a few of our friends last week, the topic of spousal communication surfaced and I cringed. Well, because, I'm Queen of Non-Verbal Communication. No, no…EMPEROR. If you ask JD, I could pretty much give him a piece of my mind the duration of the Gettysburg Address with a single glance. I'm quite good at these glances.

JD, on the other hand, doesn't have to give a Look. He has this strange aura–almost sonic like–that he emits when he worries I'm on the verge of saying something at a dinner party that may embarrass him, or encourage me to chew on my foot. Which happens more than I'd like to admit. The moment I'm telling a story filled with embarrassment and hilarity (because, let's face it, me and Hilarity are second cousins, twice removed), JD will emit his sonic boom and I feel myself falling silent.

Between my looks and his sonic booms, we could be a lethal weapon. Which leads me to this week's installment of Kisses and Disses…because, really, weapons deserve a diss all their own.

This week's DISSES go to:
*Sonic booms. They ruin funny stories and make me the UNlife of the party.
*Security guards who tell me to stop shooting in public places. Doesn't that contradict the idea of the word ‘public'? I'm just sayin'…
*Quarterly tax filings…need I say more?

This week's KISSES go to:
*Glances. They're so classy and mature. Obviously.
*Premiere Protein Shakes. These are the first palatable protein shakes I've encountered and the health benefits are ultra fab. I drink one before working out and I don't feel guilty for sipping on chocolate for breakfast…score!
*FREE Websites. Ever since blogging about Showit's FREE Websites, many blog readers have developed custom and unique websites…which is so awesome!
*Bonus kiss goes to Polo…because he's the best dog in the world.

Happy Friday!