|JD: Please don't do this to him...again...
J*: Polo loves this! Trust me!
JD: Jaz, look at his face. I doubt he's what I'd call Happy.
J*: Polo, you wub dis, don'cha boy? You wub all dis attenchon from me, don'cha boy?
JD: I don't think he likes when you talk to him in your puppy voice either...
J*: Of course he does! He told me. Last night, in fact! So, there.
JD: It's official. Our kids are going to hate you.