Kisses and Disses : Funfetti and BlogStomp

make no beef about it. I'm a total nerd. Seriously, if pocket protectors came in a Louis Vuitton print, I'd wear one. Happily. But it's one thing for ME to be able to call myself a nerd, but if someone else even implies it, my feathers get ruffled. And feathers could get in the way of my pocket protector. You know, if I wore one.

A couple nights ago, over tikki masala, samosas, and naan, JD asked me about WPPI. Like, our plans and stuff. Notoriously noncommittal, I muttered under my breath and brushed over it. Jaz, last year you stayed in the room and watched Antiques should go out a little more... He went there. JD got between me and my beloved PBS. Oh no he di'ent! But he was right. Even on our most recent getaway to Napa, he stayed up late playing poker with our friends and I...well...I stayed in our room and read. I ranked -2 on the Cool-O-Meter.

I sipped on lemon water to cool the effects of the Indian food and tried convincing JD I'm working on my coolness (I plan on staying up late with empty bottles of Pellegrino, not wear heels one night, and perhaps play a hand of Go Fish...mi vida loca!). I also promised I'd go out more while at WPPI in Las Vegas next March. As long as the events didn't conflict with specials airing on PBS.

Now for another installment of Kisses and Disses...

This week's DISSES go to:
*Poker. It makes me appear way uncooler than I really am. Honest.
*Unpainted walls. Yes, my walls are STILL not painted. We've been living in our home for way too long to still have white walls. I just haven't had time to choose a color. Okay, so that's a lame excuse. The truth is I don't even know where to start, I keep on pushing things off. If my walls are still white in 2010, I'm flogging myself.
*Funfetti Cake. It's staring me in the face. Asking, begging, pleading to be eaten. There's a part of me that hopes our kitchen counter creates a black hole and that epic piece of cake just disappears!

This week's KISSES go to:
*Izze - Sparkling Grapefruit. This drink drives me batty. Seriously, I wake up in the morning dreaming of it and if left to my own devices, I drink enough to float away.
*BlogStomp.. Okay,'s what we've been DYING for! A simple, one-click Photoshop action to make your photos blog ready. The best part is that they're customized with your logo and suuuper easy to use! With one click, it sizes, borders, sharpens, and saves as a new file. I nearly died when I started using these actions....hello easy blogging! Click here to visit BlogStomp.
*"The People of the Book" by Geraldine Brooks. I couldn't put this book down. At all. I finished while in Napa and it's been the best book I've read out of the books I've read in the past few months. Mix of facts and fiction, but a delightful read and the perfect escape from life. To be honest, I think I might have kissed the book while reading it. Okay, I did.

Happy Friday!
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eva slipper - good post,thank you for share  04.21.10 - 10:58pm
Mike Hall - Need more Funfetti?! Liana made some Funfetti cupcakes a few days ago and the darn things are just staring us in the face and tempting us... they must go! ;-)  10.27.09 - 12:53pm
Rae Mati - Jasmine, I'm with you watching PBS (so I may join you in that at WPPI, but that depends if I don't get tempted with POKER! I love that too!)  10.20.09 - 1:21pm
Coriann Bright - If you need help with your white walls my dear I would be honored to help. Check it  10.15.09 - 12:59pm
veronika - Aww some of the photos in that video are from our wedding. Very sweet!  10.13.09 - 6:20pm
Amy - Crazy how small the world is...the guy from the blogstomp video, the pictures he is using as an example, I follow that bride on LOVED her wedding and have gotten many ideas from her. WOW!   10.13.09 - 3:21pm
Dan Z - Thanks SO MUCH for the Blogstomp recommendation! I'd been looking for just this kind of tool to easily add my logo to images and it's great. I wholeheartedly second the recommendation.  10.12.09 - 7:51pm
Jen Johnson - BlogStomp brings joy to my heart.  10.12.09 - 5:39pm
Ali Caudill - love the personal feel of your blog. & thanks for the tip on blogstomp, what a time saver!  10.12.09 - 9:06am
Stephanie Stewart - Love your Disses & Kisses! Will check out BlogStomp, sounds awesome!   10.12.09 - 8:15am
Christa - So with you on the poker thing. Everyone looks at me stupidly when I say "I don't play poker" oops....guess Cool and Christa just don't go together :)  10.11.09 - 2:02pm
Karen Stott - Nu uh!!! Seriously.. I have to check out blogstomp. That is amazing. And Izze Grapefruit is my absolute fav...I could probably OD on it. I'm excited you plan on getting out of your room at WPPI, maybe program your tivo for those great PBS specials.   10.11.09 - 12:32pm
brandi apodaca - Jasmine if you are a nerd then you are the most awesomest nerd i have ever met!! (yes awesomest, it's a word)  10.11.09 - 11:08am
Renee Pruiksma - Oh man, same sentiment on the Izze... Also, I just painted my bedroom walls after weeks of white... Benjamin Moore Tranquil Blue. It's so perfect-- I HIGHLY recommend it!   10.11.09 - 8:49am
joan.solitario - thanks jasmine! i'm gonna check out that blogstomp link!   10.10.09 - 10:27pm
Sarah - I LOVE People of the Book!!! Glad you enjoyed it as well. I've read another book by her, March, that's also good.  10.10.09 - 10:07pm
lucy - but going out is lame. I totally tried it this Friday after my wedding, I tried scheduling a girls night out, & while I love by good friend, it was late and I'd rather be home reading or watching The Office.. being a nerd is the new cool for me.  10.10.09 - 4:31pm
Jason - Jasmine..YOU ROCK! Enough said...  10.10.09 - 1:48pm
Nicole Monique Photography - Yay! Yay! Yay! I've been dying to know what you have been reading lately! You are an amazing photographer but you also have an amazing talent with choosing phenomenal books. I've read every single one you've posted and I have never been disappointed! If you could possibly post what you've been reading recently I would be even more grateful! Thanks for this suggestion and I'm off to pick it up.  10.10.09 - 9:50am
Life with Kaishon - I could drink Izze all day too. OH SO GOOD : ) I love your kisses and disses! Must go read about that stamp place! Thank you!  10.10.09 - 9:26am
Erica Young - Okay, I would rather sit somewhere and read a book as well. So I guess I'm a nerd like you! And we've been in our house for almost a year now and I cannot pick out a paint color for our living room and hallway. And funfetti cake, #1 on my list too! I'm actually going to make funfetti cupcakes today for my sweetie :) Have a great weekend!  10.10.09 - 8:40am
Alicia Damron - Thanks for the info on Blogstomp :) I love reading your tips, thanks for helping out other photographers!  10.10.09 - 7:01am
Jeanette - Oh very cool! Thanks for the blogstomp link  10.10.09 - 6:15am
Claudia - thanks J* -- Love the blog stomp!!! -- Im sure he'll love you for sending so many clients ;)  10.10.09 - 5:42am
Corinna J Hoffman - I've been using BlogStomp for a couple of months now and I LOVE IT!!!!!! Totally made my workflow super faster :)   10.10.09 - 5:39am
Alexandra - I definitely have to check BlogSTopm out :)   10.10.09 - 1:21am
jamie - i would have stayed in too :)   10.09.09 - 11:58pm
Brian Fletcher - I love BlogStomp too, Jasmine! Best thing I've bought in a while. And cheap, too! :)  10.09.09 - 11:47pm
Mapuana - Ohhh mmyyy....... I just checked out the BlogStomp site and I'm getting mine today.  10.09.09 - 10:45pm
Leyla N - Wow thanks, BlogStomp looks awesome, such a time saver! And if you ever need help with your interior design needs, feel free to ask, I would love to help out! Colors & decorating are my forte!  10.09.09 - 9:39pm
Lydia - I love all the Izze drinks! If it helps to get you out of your room more at WPPI, I'll buy you a whole case of them! ;-)  10.09.09 - 7:58pm
Serendipity Photography - Love your kisses :) Thanks for sharing  10.09.09 - 7:51pm
Holli True - Holy Moly, Jasmine! I've never heard of BlogStomp and I am officially hooked!! This will save me so much time!! :) Thank you!!  10.09.09 - 6:58pm
Natasha Brown - LOVE BlogStomp! Best thing I ever purchased!  10.09.09 - 6:43pm
Giovanna - have to bite the bullet...just pick on wall that nobody will see and paint it....try it!  10.09.09 - 5:23pm
Jacqueline Fronters - I've been thinking of using BS and now I think it may be exactly what I need.  10.09.09 - 3:38pm
Megan Plenge - I love Blog Stomp!! I just got it and it's the easiest thing in the world!! :)  10.09.09 - 3:22pm
Briana Marie - wow...I just finished that book as well! Such a fantastic read! Our ladies bookclub read doesn't that just scream "dorkiness"....actually it's an amazing time once a month for us girls to take about life, open our minds & enjoy some fantastic food & wine while we are at it. You might just have to join satellite feed via Napa Valley. We're reading Persepolis right next.  10.09.09 - 2:52pm
B - I was this >-< close to making that cake for me and Polo to enjoy. But I'd knew you were probably saving it for a special moment. You know, Office episodes and Project Runway results :)  10.09.09 - 2:27pm
Amanda Rae - I LOVE Izze drinks! I haven't tried the Grapefruit yet, but the Pomegranate is the bomb! I keep a fresh stock to have out for client meetings, they look so good I feel like they make me look good! ;)  10.09.09 - 2:12pm
Ingrid - I love white walls.  10.09.09 - 1:37pm
Carrie K - You know, sometimes we just need a little down time. Reading doesn't mean you're nerdy, it means you're educated!  10.09.09 - 1:28pm
Photo Ninja - i love the antique roadshow. Gives me hope that something in my house is worth thousands.  10.09.09 - 1:06pm
jackie g. photog - omg...i'm soooo getting blogstomp! p.s. jas....your posting title says "blogstamp" not "stomp" :)  10.09.09 - 12:55pm
Mariana Herrera Mosli - Thanks for your post Jasmine, I have had the "People of the book" sitting on my desk collecting dust and just waiting for me to pick it up and finally read it (for about 2 weeks now)!! You just inspired me to get to it! Gracias!  10.09.09 - 12:51pm
ohana photographers - umm...who doesn't love antiques roadshow?? wait...did i just say that out loud? err...i mean psshh...that show is for girls. ;)  10.09.09 - 12:47pm
Nena - You're always such a funny girl to read about! I think we are sisters in another life! =-)  10.09.09 - 12:39pm
Andrew Rozell - I recently purchased BlogStomp and it makes blog posting so much quicker and faster!  10.09.09 - 12:37pm
Emily - Blogstomp ROCKS!! Thanks doll!! Luuuurve your blog!  10.09.09 - 12:34pm
Marissa Rodriguez - Love your Kisses and Disses! I hope I get to meet you at WPPI next year! Psshhhhhhhh! Not like last year when I didn't have the guts to go up to you and say hi! Can you say laaaaaaaaaaaame!?   10.09.09 - 12:23pm